2013 - Moni Moonreker on Planet Pain

Posted by Ron Prinzlau On Dezember 22, 2013

Bulletin by “Moonreker” Monika Reker

Trnaslated by Bjørn Henschke

I was gone for a long time and having heard anything…. .

Yes, I was fast and on a wrong course. It was like Armageddon, at the ass of the world. My bike looked like the crash down shuttle in this movie and a return to earth, no one thought about it.

But…I must have been the russian guy. Here you can see flying as normally…

Than 23 h later on the road and gravel, came the crash. Broke my collar bone and the 5^th rip. Was brought to hospital Chemnitz, looked like the broken space station MIR. But the dinner was really good 😉 really tasty…;-)

My nice space suit was all teared up.

and because they already operated me and I look liked an alien, Rapha got my prices for me, like to change????

From the MIR, I flew by a helicopter of the ADAC to the Roland-Hospital in Bremen. The central station of this planet, where they put something inside of me. You feel like a robot, and you´re able to fly again only after 4 weeks…

But they haven´t though about an evil space vermin, and soon I look liked and it seemed that an alien wanted to get out of my body. Nothing worked for about 3 months no one of the doctors get to know it, what it was. It just hurt a lot. The implant grew out of the bone and my shoulder almost exploded and lots of evil green slime came out of it.

Than tey operated me once again, got the metal out of me, cut the contaminated meat out of the wound and I wasn´t allowed to move for another 4 weeks, because the collar bone was broken again. Well, one week of chemotherapy I got as well, for the vermins inside of me. I just threw up all the time.

Finally I fixed the metal to my trophy…

Well, after not having moved my arm for 4 weeks, I was allowed to do so. Well, where is he? Hell yeah, there he is. Planet Pain again, just was bale to move it for 20cm up, than I yelled for my mum again, damn it hurt. And because I told them about the tasty food they got here, I was allowed to stay for another 8days. I enjoyed it very much 😉

My shoulder was a complete pain and my arm was like paralyzed, than finally I was able to move my arm a bit more in any directions, of course always fighting the pain. Please Dr.Pain, offer me something stronger. It was like hell, but I did it and after 5 months and this god forsaken planet, I finally got on my bike again and heading forward for Mission 2014.